三八 婦女節 搞笑短文. Happy 3-8

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家和万事兴,跟老师斗是不想学了,跟老板斗是不想混了,跟老婆斗是不想活了.

(2) 女人二十一朵花，三十小甜瓜，四十更火辣，五十变潇洒，六十好妈妈，七十老当家，八十九十长寿顶呱呱。三八妇女节，祝女同胞们节日快乐，永远年轻！

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(5) 值此三八女人节来临之际，愿所有的和尚为你蓄发， 所有的王子打你的电话，所有的帅哥给你送花， 所有的男人为你变成傻瓜！愿看信息的美丽女人节日快乐!!! (www.sasadown.cn)

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